The Legend of No.9
Background — and how he became No.9
Squirrel No.9 had a mind of his own—and he made sure you knew it.
Born ninth in a litter of chaos, he was different from the start.
The first eight chased anything that moved.
But the ninth? He had standards.
His impeccable taste
He picked and ate only the nuts that made his whiskers twitch - they never lied.
They only twitch for top-quality nuts, the only kind we use.
Dressing the part
Only then did he dress the part: tweeds, gleaming monocle, a neat bow tie
and a top hat tilted just so.
The making of a legend
That’s when he declared himself a squirrel who knew quality when he cracked it.
As he grew, so did his legend.
The moral of it all
That’s why each pack is squirrel-approved: taste-tested… and too good to hide.
And when you spot someone eating Squirrel No.9 Nuts, you’ll want some too.
Every legend starts somewhere — his begins with taste.

